Mega babes – my name is Angela Gallo and I’m a gatekeeper of all fiery womxn-centred change, catalyst thumping a$$ shaker and professional womb-quaker.
I use my word as the wand and orgasm as the magic. If we are speaking need-to-know stuff, it is critical you know that I am…
- am a Doula who dances the stages and ritual of birth, sex, death and rebirth
- a die-hard aquarian
- a manifestor generator
- a highly sensitive person hell-bent on high achievement
- as soft as I am savage
- a deliberate romantic who sees poetry in everything
- a punk rock feminist invested in
- creating spaces where womxn can step into their fullest power
- and am going to change the world
If you’re looking for a title that encompasses what I do, you will be hard pressed to find any that do my heart and vision justice. I did, however, manage to muster up a few words that might give you a taste of what the experience of working with me might feel like on the tip of your tongue.
At this moment in time, my main focus is midwifing the nest of the Phoenix.
I want you to feel good – really freaking good – and often this involves me loving you ferociously until you have the space & energy to love yourself. From there….the magic happens.
The desperate need for electric and eclectic energy, ruthless & warm enough to shock and awe the light back to a womxn’s eyes, is apparent.
We’ve lobotomised the womb of the world because we’ve stripped creation of its creative capabilities because we’ve made politics out of the place where personal power was REALLY born.
BECAUSE every woman (or person identifying as) deserves a safe, sexy, supported space that can contain breakdowns and breakthroughs big enough to collapse mountains. BECAUSE there is no honey without reverence for the Queen’s nectar.
I created this because I want to use the red thread of my bleeding heart to sew back together with the severed parts of yourself that you’ve hidden like Horcruxes.
I want to set the stage by setting each mask you wear up into flames.
I train Doulas. And not just any kind of Doulas, either. Fierce, impassioned, unique, devoted-to-the-cause, resilient, visionary, trailblazer type Doulas – the kind committed to bringing the humanity, connection and compassion back to a multitude of thresholds Doulas hold space for. Doulas who travel to the brinks of places where all hope is lost, and bring humanity back to the barren. The kind who want to f*cking change the world, make $$$$ and aren’t ashamed of it.
The thing is, I don’t look at Doula work the way most people do. And therefore, my ethos + approach to this part of my teaching has evolved quite distinctly. I am invested in Doula-ing the Doula, in a way that surpasses task-oriented certification programming. I know in my heart, that the only way for Doulas to earn the title of gatekeeper of thresholds, they must be willing to birth themselves in the most embodied way humanly possible – this is where credibility and integrity are born…and this what I uniquely bring to the Doulas I train. Enrolment is open now and you can nab all the details about my full spectrum Dynamo Doula Training Program here!
In addition to this, I am massively infatuated with all things powerful business strategy & principles, as well as the positively productive use of social media to successfully amplify your brand & business. I want more money to be in the hands of good people so the world can actually change, so I created a bunch of materials on breaking up with your bad views around earning moolah, practicing radical self-love, as well as using Instagram in an authentically fuelled but powerful way. I have spent the last 5 years learning the ins and outs of the digital landscape so I could help passionistas like you own your space like a boss. It’s really fun. It was so fun I created Visibility for Visionaries, and am opening up 1-1 opportunities to engage me as your own visibility coach.
In short, I do a lot. I am neither here nor there. This much I know – I’m not yours to solve or crack open. My mind is not yours to fumble through clumsily, like a Rubik’s cube that will affirm your ego.
My heart is not worn enthusiastically on my sleeve, my sins & salvation are not etched onto my skin, my stories are not bared as vulnerably as I choose to share them, as a means of inviting you to question or conquer them.
I wish I could say that I welcome your inquiry into the mystery that is me…but I genuinely don’t. I am perplexing. I am the space debris dancing with stardust, the deep sea geyser sustaining life where life shouldn’t live, the sacred cenote luring the most ambitious into its intriguing underground – blowing the minds of the brave, and taking the last breath of those ill-equipped to navigate that wrath with necessary humility.
Do you command the comet to move for you? Do you beg the supernova to spare you? My dreams are not an escape room you are meant to make a fun night-out of. I am a REAL human.
Flawed, flawless, focused, unforgiving…my convictions breed a sort of courage that your jealousy, misunderstandings, assumptions, judgment and unethical curiosity, could never never never sway me from fulfilling my potential.
If I confront you, consider the ways in which my gregarious expression might be inviting you to look inwards. What needs paying attention to? What is calling your immediate attention? The urgency comes in understanding yourself – the distraction comes in convincing yourself that the urgency comes in understanding me.